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I AM HUNGRY, PLEASE, RE-BRAND ME
By: Salisu Suleiman
I am Nigeria. I have millions of acres of arable land and billions
of cubic litres of water, but I cannot feed myself. So I spend $1
billion to import rice and another $2 billion to import milk. I
produce rice, but don’t eat it. I have 60 million cattle but no
milk. I am hungry, please re-brand me.
I drive the latest cars in the world but have no roads. I lose
family and friends everyday on roads for which funds have been
looted. I lose my young, my old, and my most brainy and productive
people to the potholes, craters and crevasses they travel on
everyday. I am in permanent mourning, please re-brand me.
My school has no teacher and my classroom has no roof. I take
lecture notes through the window and live with 15 others in a single
room. All my professors have gone abroad, and the rest are awaiting
visas. I am a university graduate, but I am illiterate. I want a
future, please re-brand me.
Malaria, typhoid and many other preventable diseases send me to
hospitals which have no doctors, no medicines and no power. So my
wife gives birth with candle light and surgery is performed by
quacks. All the nurses have gone abroad and the rest are waiting to
go also. I have the highest maternal and infant mortality rates in
the world and future generations are dying before me. I am hopeless,
hapless and helpless, please re-brand me.
I wanted change so I stood all day long to cast my vote. But even
before I could vote, the results had been announced. When I dared to
speak out, silence was enthroned by bullets. My rulers are my
oppressors, and my policemen are my terrors. I am ruled by men in
mufti, but I am not a democracy. I have no verve, no vote, no voice,
please re-brand me.
I have 50 million youths with no jobs, no present and no future. So
my sons in the North have become street urchins and his brothers in
the South have become militants. My nephews die of thirst in the
Sahara and his cousins drown in the waters of the Mediterranean. My
daughters walk the streets of Lagos, Abuja and Port Harcourt, while
her sisters parade the streets of Rome and Amsterdam. I am
inconsolable, please re-brand me.
My people cannot sleep at night and cannot relax by day. They cannot
use ATM machines, nor use cheques. My children sleep through
staccato of AK 47s see through the mist of tear gas. The leaders
have looted everything on the ground and below. They walk the land
with haughty strides and fly the skies with private jets. They have
stolen the future of generations yet unborn and have money they
cannot spend in several lifetimes, but their brothers die of hunger.
I want justice, please re-brand me.
I can produce anything, but import everything. So my toothpick is
made in China; my toothpaste is made in South Africa; my salt is
made in Ghana; my butter is made in Ireland; my milk is made in
Holland; my shoe is made in Italy; my vegetable oil is made in
Malaysia; my biscuit is made in Indonesia; my chocolate is made in
Turkey and my table water made in France. My taste is far-flung and
foreign, please re-brand me.
My people are cancerous from the greed of their friends who bleach
palm oil with chemicals; my children died because they drank ‘My
Pikin’ with NAFDAC numbers; my poor die because kerosene explodes in
their faces; my land is dead because all the trees have been cut
down; flood kills my people yearly because the drainages are
clogged; my fishes are dead because the oil companies dump waste in
my rivers; my communities are vanishing into the huge yawns of gully
erosion, and nothing is being done. My livelihood is in jeopardy,
and I am in the uttermost depths of despondence, please re-brand me.
I have genuine leather but choose to eat it. So I spend a billion
dollars to import fake leather. I have four refineries, but prefer
to import fuel, so I waste more billions to import petrol. I have no
security in my country, but would rather send troops to keep the
peace in another man’s land. I have 160 dams, but can not get water
to drink, so I buy ‘pure’ water that roils my innards. I have a
million children waiting to enter universities, but my ivory
dungeons can only take a tenth. I have no power, but choose to flare
gas, so my people have learnt to see in the dark and stare at the
glare of naked flares. I have no direction, please re-brand me.
My people pray to God every morning and every night, but commit
every crime known to man because re-branded identities will never
alter the tunes of inbred rhythms. Just as the drums of heritage
heralds the frenzied jingles, remember - the Nigerian soul can only
be Nigerian - fighting free from the cold embrace of a government
that has no spring, no sense, no shame. So we watch the possessed,
frenzied dance, drenched in silent tears as freedom is locked up in
democracy’s empty cellars. I need guidance, please re-brand me.
But then, why can I not simply be me, without being re-branded? Or
does my complexion cloud the color of my character? Does my location
limit the lengths my liberty? Does the spirit of my conviction
shackle my soul? Does my mien maim the mine of my mind? And is this
life worth re-branding? I am not yet born, please re-brand me.
ssuleiman@gmail.com
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